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Um, I think not. I'm sure a blackbird is a fine Patronus for some other witch or wizard, but for me? Not at all. My main question: how does a blackbird represent me??

The quiz doesn't give an explanation at all for WHY a blackbird would be my Patronus. Basically, I was just a tad bit upset about my Pottermore Patronus results I'm sure you may have noticed.

I knew in my heart of hearts that a blackbird was surely NOT my Patronus, so after waiting a while and ruminating over this very not serious problem, I decided to do the unthinkable: make a new Pottermore account and take the damn quiz again.

Here are the hopefully better results from the Patronus quiz that I took, where I made sure that I was NOT distracted nor in a foreign country that honestly the best way to take an important quiz, anyway :. My New Pottermore Account.

First it was a unicorn hair that was my wand core and now it's a Phoenix feather? Whatever, it's a wand. The first wand seems more girly and honestly looks prettier so I think I'm going to stick with my first wand but of course my ideal wand looks-wise would be a mix of Hermione's and Luna's from the HP movies, duh. Now, THIS was interesting! I've always felt like in some ways I was quite a Ravenpuff, but now it has been officially confirmed! I bet if the Sorting Hat had been placed on my head, I would have been one of those hat stalls, where it takes the Sorting Hat forever to place a student.

Because if the Sorting Hat would have asked me if I'd rather live in a tower with fellow weirdos or live near the kitchens behind a giant portrait of fruit that you have to tickle the pear to get into the common room, I'd be incredibly torn and it would just have to make the decision for me. Thank goodness I'm not in charge of things! But in all honesty, I do now identify with being a Ravenclaw, with some Hufflepuff qualities. Don't hex me, Slytherins and Gryffindors!

Pottermore sorted me into the Pukwudgie Ilvermorny house. Pukwudgie represents the heart of a witch or wizard and favors healers. Again, no offense JK, but Pukwudgie also seems to be the American counterpart to another Hogwarts house, only this time Hufflepuff. Doesn't that description of Pukwudgie exactly describe a fair and loyal Hufflepuff?

I don't know about this "healer" thing because honestly I tend to faint at the sight of blood my own and others. But the whole representing the heart I'm here for! I took all of the other quizzes first and saved this for last.

My Patronus. And for now My Patronus aaaaaahhhh it better not be a bird and if it is a bird it better at least be a frickin' cute Kiwi bird!! Oh em gee it's a kitty cat!!!! Soooo much better than a boring ol' blackbird! Look how cute it is, leaping about all misty and stuff! I wonder what having a ginger cat represents. Does it mean I'm secretly scrappy or that I need a scrappy magical creature guardian to protect me?

Or did the quiz somehow know that I was a cat person and that just any old animal wouldn't do because honestly I'm always covered in cat hair and I get excited and squeal whenever I see a cat, even it's a stray and have to make it's acquaintance and that cats just make everything in life better so it obviously had to be a cat??

So is this my official Patronus? I have no idea. The Pottermore quizzes are probably the most definitive on the internet, as JK Rowling had a hand in coming up with them being the mastermind of the wizarding world that she is , but we'll never truly know what our actual wands, houses, and Patronuses we'd actually have unless we actually lived in the wizarding world.

So until JK finally outs the wizarding world and most of us HP fans finally realize we're all actually wizards and witches, we'll just have to settle for our Pottermore versions and what we actually feel in our hearts. Did I cheat to find a Patronus that I actually identified with? Hell yes. Do I feel bad for doing it? Hell no. It was completely worth it.

I love my cute lil ginger cat Patronus! As long as I have it and a pocketful of chocolate, I'll be prepared for any dementor that I come into contact with! Have any of you taken the Patronus quiz on Pottermore? What animal did you get? Were you happy with your results or did you utterly hate them like I did? Let me know in the comments! Share This Post on: Facebook.

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However, his spell created maggots that eventually killed him. One way to find out how innocent you are is to take the Rice Purity Test. It is not Harry Potter-related. But it identifies how guiltless you are. A case study on the relation of love and Patronus revealed that they are interconnected. The person you love and the significance of your feelings affect your magical creature. He called a wolf while trying to help Harry.

That is while his previous and original animal was a jackrabbit. And guess what? The Patronus Quiz acknowledges the importance of your love life.

So, you have to answer a couple of related questions to get the most accurate results. Everything in the HP universe has something to do with who you are. So, unsurprisingly, your personality influences the type of your Patronus, too. The courage you have, the love you give, and your beliefs grow matter when performing the charm. The better of a human you are, the greater your spirit creature is. Yes, your Hogwarts or Ilvermorny House might affect your magical spirit creature.

That is because both schools categorize students regarding their personalities. Hogwarts uses the sorting hat, and Ilvermorny allows the four mysterious statues to decide. But you do not have to know your House to take the test on this page. But interestingly enough, it is also true about your animal spirit. There is no way to predict your Patronus. So, you do not choose it. Your magical creature is the one that selects you.

By the way, you can take the Harry Potter Wand Quiz after finishing this one. It will tell you what kind of a wand you would have in Hogwarts universe. It is always a guess. Actively scan device characteristics for identification. Use precise geolocation data. Select personalised content. Create a personalised content profile. Measure ad performance.

Select basic ads. Create a personalised ads profile. Select personalised ads. Patronuses the corporeal ones, anyway are animal-shaped guardians that protect a witch or wizard from Dementors.

Each one is unique to its conjuror, according to J. Rowling's novels. Fans had high expectations when it came to learning about their "Harry Potter" spirit animals, and unfortunately some Patronus results left people disappointed or confused. Since people are taking their assigned Patronus rather personally. An easy way for Pottermore to combat the disappointment would be to offer an explanation of each animal's qualities and how they might relate back to the person conjuring it.

Plenty of fans have pointed this out. The discussion about Pottermore's Patronus quiz on the "Harry Potter" subreddit generated similar comments about wanting an explanation.